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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!