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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!