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Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea