Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.