Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.