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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

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Where do you find red eyed rodents?

Hamsterdam!

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!