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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard