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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.