How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.