How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands