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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)