What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!