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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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A. A **VERY** large moth...

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth