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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth