What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

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Lefty!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth