Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
A year in prison if there's any justice.
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Trick-or-trout!
A monascary
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
Because Dec 25 is Oct 31
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Because he couldn't commit.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.