What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...