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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies