Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee