Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.