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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!