Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
No strings attached
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
They were worried about his checkered past
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
They're hiring.