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What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.