How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.