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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror?

Halloumi

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.