How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.