How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.