What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.