What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.