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How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.