How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!