Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

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He couldn't get a head.

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How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What is the plural of manatee?

Menatee

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.