Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

What is the plural of manatee?

Menatee

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.