How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream