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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream