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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!