What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.