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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.