What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.