What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!