What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Oinkment Jokes More Oinkment Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Sunburn Jokes More Sunburn Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!