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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

Because it is two-tyred.