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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!