Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

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Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.