Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

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What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.