Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.