Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.