Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.