Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.