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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

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Take me to your breeder!

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You Pokémon

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C