What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!