What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!