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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

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Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.