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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?