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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!