What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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Alpaca ya bags.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.