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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

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Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who?

Alpaca picnic lunch!

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Alpaca lunch!