What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who?

Alpaca picnic lunch!