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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who?

Alpaca picnic lunch!