What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.