What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!