What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.