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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.