What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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Mello Yellow

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What do women and stones have in common?

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*