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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone?

You can't hear a pheromone.

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.