What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Mexican Friend Jokes More Mexican Friend Jokes

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.