What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do Gungans put things in?

Jar Jars.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

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How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

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What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Mexican Friend Jokes More Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!