What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Mexican Friend Jokes More Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh