Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Dj Khaled Jokes More Dj Khaled Jokes

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student?

Don't get smart with me.

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches