Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his Mexican friends?

Another Juan

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Dj Khaled Jokes More Dj Khaled Jokes

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.