Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his Mexican friends?

Another Juan

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.