Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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