Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's an "oying"?

This joke

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.