The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
There's a clock on the stove.
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Because he was picking up good vibrations.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Officer on doody.
