What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

Hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Dog Poop Jokes More Dog Poop Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.