Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

One one appreciates good head

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Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why don't computers have any brothers?

They are all trans-sisters.

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What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.