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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

S Jokes More S Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?