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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.