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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.