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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

How do you make a redditor impatient?

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Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.