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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

2 Week Jokes More 2 Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!