No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
Raining elephants!
His PURR-ents
Don't get smart with me.
Go visit his family tree.
He will B flat
Everywhere.
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
