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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.