What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.