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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Where is the most open green space in New York City?

Central Pork

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.