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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston