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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Mordor Jokes More Mordor Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a gorrila pit and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

New York City Jokes More New York City Jokes

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.