Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a