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Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken