What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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You're too young to smoke!

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Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

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Slow down and use some lube

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A coconut!

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You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.