What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin