When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

When is a --- not a ---?

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!