Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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Cashews.

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How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.