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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Velcro.