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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which one will fall off first?

The one with the smaller mu.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.