Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.