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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!