Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

Ey, get off me homes!

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other