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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.