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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!