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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.