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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.