If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
You ask them to hold the door for you.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.
Dog have rice.
He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
Women have been around for 100,000 years
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
The eyes, cause they di-late.
It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
It has more bark than bite.
