Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates