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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF