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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Drug Addict Jokes More Drug Addict Jokes

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF