Netflix and pills
It's purrrfect.
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Both stream instantly.
He liked chillin.
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Cracktose Intolerant
A "two-weeker"
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.