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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

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Why are pills white?

Because they work.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

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What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".