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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What will they name their child?

Donald Dump

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile