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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What's a Mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.