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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.