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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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A turn up

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Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.