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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Silverware Jokes More Silverware Jokes

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.