How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.