April Sale - 20% Off

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Previous Random Joke Next
Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.