What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Half Hour Jokes More Half Hour Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.