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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.