What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.