The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Removed
Are you vegan?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
They give their women awesome Dinar.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
A bullfighter!
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Because Bs like flowers.
Capital letters.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
