God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
He dumped his girlfriend.
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
He said he can't elope.
Close the door.
Heinz-enburg.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Cross mouse cards!
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
I've got some steak in it.
