God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Mary Jane dumped him.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
It's must-up..
Heinz-enburg.
Capital letters.
On the Inkernet.
The steaks have never been higher
Miss.Steak