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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.