Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
Because they hate shorts.
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
While their kids were like, "What's a record
My record is 21 years.
Shout "Bingo!" before them
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.