Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)