Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...