Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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Who's Gotye?

While their kids were like, "What's a record

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.