Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.