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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.