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What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.