What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

How can you tell that Caitlyn Jenner was once a man?

Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.

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Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy