What is the world's leading cause of he...

What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos