Why was 9 afraid of 20?

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Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off