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Why was 9 afraid of 20?

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.