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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"