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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."