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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Why can't Redditors lose their virginity?

They can never get further than the tip!

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

Why are mods the worst?

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How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel